Knocked Up ‘I’m Pregnant’ Scene Script

This is the script for the 'I'm Pregnant' scene from Knocked Up which I primarily want to base the conversation in my film on.

__________________________________________________________________

ALISON

Yeah. So, I have something I really

need to tell you. It’s kind of why I

called you. Here it goes. I’m

pregnant.

BEN

Fuck off.

ALISON

What?

BEN

What?

ALISON

I’m pregnant...?

BEN

With emotion?

ALISON

With a baby. You’re the father.

BEN

I’m the father.

ALISON

Yes!

BEN

How the fuck could this happen?

ALISON

I don’t know. I thought you were

wearing a condom.

BEN

No.

ALISON

What?

BEN

I wasn’t.

ALISON

Why not?

BEN

Because you told me not to.

ALISON

What are you talking about?

BEN

What am I talking about? You told me

not to.

ALISON

I did not tell you not to wear a

condom.

BEN

Here’s what happened, okay? I will

give you a play-by-play of my memory.

I almost had the condom on my dick. It

was on the cusp and then you said,

“Just do it, already.”

ALISON

I didn’t mean do it without a condom.

I mean “do it” like “hurry up,” like

“get fucking going!”

BEN

Well, I assumed you were wearing a

patch, or like a dental dam or one of

those fuckin’ butterfly clips or

something like that.

ALISON

What the hell is a dental dam?

BEN

It’s like Saran Wrap! It’s disgusting,

okay? But I thought you had one. Why

the fuck didn’t you stop me once we

started?

ALISON

Oh, my God! I don’t know! I couldn’t

tell that you didn’t have one on!

Obviously, I was drunk!

BEN

Was your vagina drunk? Did you think

it’s the thinnest condom on earth I

have on? I’m a fuckin’ inventor? I

made a dick-skin condom? He hollowed

out a penis and put it on? What the

fuck?!

ALISON

You are unbelievable.

BEN

Okay, you know what? Maybe, I’ve

reacted unfavorably. So what happens

now? I don’t know how this works.

ALISON

I am going to the doctor next

week...and I thought you could come

with me to the gynecologist.

BEN

So you haven’t seen him, though?

ALISON

No.

BEN

So you don’t know if you’re pregnant.

ALISON

Well, I’m not a hundred percent sure.

BEN

You’re not a hundred percent sure. I

bet you’re not pregnant.
__________________________________________________________________



This is the kind of conversation I want to happen in my film and the scripting of it in my film may well end up being a modified version of this script. It would just be a matter of finding actors who can act in this way.